Trump Designates Poll Watchers As 7th U.S. Military Branch
WASHINGTON—In a move he claimed was essential to maintaining domestic security, President Donald Trump formally designated poll watchers as the seventh branch of the U.S. military this week. “I am hereby authorizing the formation of America’s newest and deadliest military branch: the U.S. Poll Watchers,” Trump said at a ceremony in the White House Rose Garden, […] The post Trump Designates Poll…
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