Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control

The Onion ·
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WASHINGTON—Revealing that the practice has surpassed quietly spinning the open cylinder of a revolver, a new poll published Monday found that more Americans were putting out cigarettes on their arm to reclaim a sense of control. “Our most recent survey indicates that almost one-third of U.S. residents are now taking a long drag on a […] The post Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On…

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