Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem

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ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local man Ryan Hunter confirmed Tuesday that workers at Sweetgrass Juicery were not as excited for his birthday as the marketing email had suggested they were. “Yesterday I got this email that was like, ‘Congratulations on your […] The post Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For…

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