NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake

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NEW YORK—Urging incoming players to avoid the financial pitfalls that have derailed so many promising careers, the NBA reportedly reminded rookies Tuesday not to blow their first paycheck on a big-ass snake. “The first time you see all those zeroes in your bank account, you’re going to be tempted to buy a beautiful 10-foot albino […] The post NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On…

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