Authorities Wait To Release Details Of Hiker’s Death Until They Learn Correct Collective Noun For Emus

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ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA—Refusing to inform the press or the man’s emergency contacts until they could nail down the vocabulary for the press conference, local authorities were reportedly waiting Wednesday to release the details of a hiker’s death until they had learned the correct collective noun for emus. “Is it a band? A gaggle? We don’t want […] The post Authorities Wait To Release Details Of…

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